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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.