Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

Why did the kid cross the road?

To go to a better place.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!