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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?

Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.