Because the bus hit him.
Hip-Pop
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.
Squash.
You drop it on her twice.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Fore.
Battle Royale with cheese.