What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What do Asgardians use to keep food hot?

A Thormos.

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Who's Gotye?

While their kids were like, "What's a record

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Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!