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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What did the counselor say to the hologram?

You're projecting." (From Star Trek Voyager)

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.