What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue?

Wait for it... wait for it...) brucilage!!!!!!!!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you call an elephant that no one needs?

Irrelephant.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

Project Jokes More Project Jokes

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.