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How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.