How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Where did sally go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.