How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.