Both leave you waiting for the drop.
A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
A flat back four!
A San Diego
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
He worked it out with a pencil!
