April Sale - 20% Off

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver?

Celebrity names dropping.

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

Constipation Jokes More Constipation Jokes

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil