How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What does a mathematician do when he gets a constipation?

He works it out with a pencil