How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Why was red sad?

Because he was feeling blue

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.