How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment