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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why was dyslexic Eminem put in a cage?

He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.