How did the cow feel when it couldn't p...

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?