How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.