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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!