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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why is football the single best sport?

Because Americans don't play it.

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

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What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!