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Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Breeze Jokes More Breeze Jokes

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises?

Daytrogen.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!