Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

"One who has never been bed-ridden!"

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.