Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

From chasing cars.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.