Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.