Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Mortal Kombat Jokes More Mortal Kombat Jokes

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do you call one-tenth of a bell?

A Decibell.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.