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Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

Nitrogen Jokes More Nitrogen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo