Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Breeze Jokes More Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

Mortal Kombat Jokes More Mortal Kombat Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

Convent Jokes More Convent Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

What's the best Pokémon in Pokémon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.