Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Oxygen Jokes More Oxygen Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Breeze Jokes More Breeze Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

Mortal Kombat Jokes More Mortal Kombat Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.