What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing