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What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What did the blonde say when she looked down at her bowl of Cheerios?

Look, donut seeds!

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!