What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

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What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia?

That.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!