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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.