How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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What is cosmetics?

Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!