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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb it's a globe.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!