April Sale - 20% Off

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...