How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

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A fish!

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A Basilian.

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Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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