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How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What's the opposite of funny?

Jay Leno

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed