How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.