Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...
