Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
13. Number 9 will shock you!
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ
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Can't complain...
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
