Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
Pretty gaunt
Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*
Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"
Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota