How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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Why was the mechanic sad he had to replace a wheel bearing?

It was da-press-in.

How many mexicans does it take to replace a lightbulb?

Juan.