None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Nun
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
Who wants to know?
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
A Warehouse.
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
When you take careful aim.
A bus
No Escape
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)