How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

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How many psychiatrist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.