A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
A ladder in her stocking!
Finding a plane in your field.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Because he was in de-Nile.
He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him
More guns.
Depends on how many cops planted it there
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
