A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
22 one to screw it in 21 to shoot the bulb.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
He wanted to sing higher!
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
A crowbar.
They both distrust men.
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
None. It will happen itself.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
A. They really raised Cain.
