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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.