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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

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What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.