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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

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What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids