What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.