What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.