What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.