What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.