They all have white vans
AbDUCT tape
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
The dog taped his mouth.
Mariiguana
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
What up, britches?
The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
A shooting star!
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.
He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.
Does this smell like chloroform to you
Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.
