Kidnapper Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

Chloroform

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

Skater Jokes More Skater Jokes

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

Chloroform

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.