Kidnapper Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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What is owned by you but mostly... What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

Your name! -

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

White Van Jokes More White Van Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape