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Kidnapper Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

Skater Jokes More Skater Jokes

What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.