Kidnapper Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.