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Chloroform Jokes

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How much for the Ice Cream Scoop?

Ma'am, that's a Shovel.

Kidnapper Jokes More Kidnapper Jokes

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it.

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04