Chloroform Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

Chloroform

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What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

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What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

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What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.

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Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

Irrelephant

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

Out dated farming equipment.