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Chloroform Jokes

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

Good Pickup Line Jokes More Good Pickup Line Jokes

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

How do you call a dog with no legs?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

Kidnapper Jokes More Kidnapper Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.