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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

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What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans