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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans