What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans