What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

Chloroform

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What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans