What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*