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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

Kidnapper Jokes More Kidnapper Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

Skater Jokes More Skater Jokes

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

White Van Jokes More White Van Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans