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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans