Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!