What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What did the woman say to the stamp collector to reject his romantic advances?

Philately will get you no where.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.