What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings?

His shavings account.