What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

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What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.