What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

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What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that