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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Account Jokes More Account Jokes

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.