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How do I know you're not John Cena?

I can see you

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.