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What did the nurse say to John Cena?

ICU.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

What do you call John Cena in camouflage?

Redundant

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Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.