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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.