What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)