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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

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Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

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Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

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Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU