Bad Place Jokes

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

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What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

What's the worst place to be during a tornado?

Cracker Barrel.

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?

Music Minus One.

What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's a machinists favorite song?

Turn Down for What!

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

Oregonian Jokes More Oregonian Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round?

An elephant in a washing machine!

How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.