What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

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What do scientists wear?

Kelvin Klein

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.