What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K