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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Significantly more than zero, *p* < .001.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.