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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Midwife Crisis Jokes More Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis