What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis