What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

How do you get a German out of the bath?

Turn on the water.

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.