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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

What do you say to a broken Xbox One?

Nothing, you already said it twice.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.