What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why did the dog go into the water?

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.