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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

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Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

Midwife Crisis Jokes More Midwife Crisis Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis