March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Previous Random Joke Next
Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Midwife Crisis Jokes More Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.