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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Midwife Crisis Jokes More Midwife Crisis Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

40 Year Old Jokes More 40 Year Old Jokes

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.