What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis