A midwife crisis
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.
Because she used the other to sing
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Because its the first date
You 'WOOOO' him!
A midwife crisis.
This could use some salt.
Mrs Hawking
Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.
An Inmate
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
I can't hear you, but I can see your point
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
By sea-section!
