A midwife crisis
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She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!
Taco bell for lunch
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Helen Keller.
Because she was told it makes you see things!
Lisa Frank
More than a Woman by the BeeGees
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
A prestidigitator tot!
It ran to the unstable.
Miscarriage
Compound interest
Dates!
It was for the grater good.
A lot of different reasons.
