40 Year Old Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

Midwife Crisis Jokes More Midwife Crisis Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why would Helen Keller be a horrible driver?

Because she's dead.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.