40 Year Old Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

You tell her to read a basketball.

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.