40 Year Old Jokes

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of at tennis court?

Annette!

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Overtime Jokes More Overtime Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What's the most forbidden word in retail?

Overtime.

1920 Jokes More 1920 Jokes

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920