A midwife crisis
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
The spaghetto
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
It takes four years to get an election.
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
They vote
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You can drop her off anywhere
Compound interest
Overtime.
He wanted to work overtime.
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Yesallwomen
A migraine.
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
Ello, 'ello, 'ello!
