A midwife crisis
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
Before 1928, neither could vote.
Me to instructor: See what I'm up against
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Tarzan.
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
They both couldn't vote before 1920
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
White and gold.
Best before...
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Caps and robbers
Kimistry
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
There's none, both like clubbing.
