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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

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Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

What is Rhiannas favorite type of cheese?

Mozzarella-ella-ella