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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off