Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.