Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.