Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do I take my coffee?

Uh..Orally. Why How do you take it Freak.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!