Literally dozens.
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Because they're a diamond dozen
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &nbsp -Twelve bananas
I'm serious... help.
With a knife!
Mango!
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
They can both burn C.D's
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.
Tulips on an organ.
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
It didn't make cents
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Because the steaks are too high.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
He called the piano tuna!
He played many more pieces.
