Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

Half Dozen Jokes More Half Dozen Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Where do Sikhs buy clothes?

Turban Outfitters

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

Mango Jokes More Mango Jokes

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!