Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Where I should put my pants?

He replied "Over there next to mine."

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.