Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)

Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Nudist Colony Jokes More Nudist Colony Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

Nudist Camp Jokes More Nudist Camp Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

How do you find a blind man in a nudist camp?

It's not hard.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other?

Hey, watt's up?

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.