Dozen Jokes

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

Nudist Camp Jokes More Nudist Camp Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp?

Its not hard.