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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

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What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil