Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

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What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil