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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.