Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor