About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
What difference, at this point, does it make?
One is still in the EU.
I want a divorce
On a blind date
Neither want me coming inside them.
Marriage.. you wanna?
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
A Standing Blow-vation.
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
45 minutes.
A widow.
Her husband on a date.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
