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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What're you doing in the garage?

ME: I made a cloning machine. WIFE: Don't do anything stupid. OTHER ME: Like what

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

45 Minute Jokes More 45 Minute Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why do girls take 45 minutes to get dressed?

The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

45 Pound Jokes More 45 Pound Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes