What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

45 Minute Jokes More 45 Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?

Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

45 Pound Jokes More 45 Pound Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes