What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

45 Minute Jokes More 45 Minute Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

45 Pound Jokes More 45 Pound Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes