Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.