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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.