Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.