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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Wedding Day Jokes More Wedding Day Jokes

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Groom Jokes More Groom Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.