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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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A forty-carrot wedding ring.

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No, John! can't see

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

What did the dementia patient say to the other dementia patient?

I forgot.

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.