Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.