He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
There were too many vets.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
Because it was charged with battery.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
