Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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The guest of honor always shows up late!

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It was udder destruction.

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Because it was charged with battery.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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No reception.

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A new last name.