He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
The guest of honor always shows up late!
The steaks were getting too damn high.
Because they heard he's a web developer
Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
No reception.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
The ring bearer had an erection.
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
