Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

Where did the burgers go after their wedding?

On a bun-eymoon!