He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
He's not a mourning person
It already has at least hundred degrees
Anything you want, He can't hear you!
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Because it was charged with battery.
No reception.
On a bun-eymoon!
Because they cantaloupe.
