Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
No reception.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
You reddit.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
Athena reindeer landing on your roof!
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
Let Meowt!!!!
Hearing AIDS.
HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."
An old man yelling at the cloud
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
Simon 16
