Reception Jokes

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Ugly Man Jokes More Ugly Man Jokes

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house?

The roof.