Reception Jokes

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo