Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
No reception.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
Thanks for sediments
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
DLC.
You get repossessed.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Toilet trees.
One with everything
You'll know if she was faking it.
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
