Reception Jokes

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.