Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.
They both like girls
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
In a nest-cafe!
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Aunt.
Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!
An elephant!
