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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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When we first met?

No, before that.

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

Big Ant Jokes More Big Ant Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.