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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What did one turnip say to the other?

We're white and bulbous, just like America

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

United States America Jokes More United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.