The United States of America
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Because Jesus saves.
Because freedom rings.
All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.
He was on the rocks.
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
The Army.
Warning: Gore
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
Because 7, 10, 11!
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
The Ethiopian chicken.
San Diego.
