United States America Jokes

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The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

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What's the fastest bird in the world?

The Somali chicken!

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

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Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!