United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

What is the most exciting sport in the world?

Camping. Its in tents.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!