United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Who was saved?

The Russian people

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

America Jokes More America Jokes

What was the anti-aging makeup company's slogan?

Make America 8 again

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

45th Jokes More 45th Jokes

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore