United States America Jokes

Who get saved?

The United States of America

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

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Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What's the biggest moth in the world?

A mammoth!

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

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What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

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What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.