Who get saved?

The United States of America

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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

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What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!