Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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How can you make money fast?

Glue it to the floor.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.