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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men