Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....