Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale