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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.