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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!