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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Who gets saved?

America

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.