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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

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How did Roman magistrates keep fit?

Pontius Pilates.