What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Fo Drizzle!

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I don't know but it would slow him down.

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Because they were stale, matey!

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He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU