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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.