What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

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Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

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They'll both bite at anything!

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Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU