What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU