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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!