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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.