What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.