What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

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What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.