What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

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What's Pharma Bro's favorite musical?

Rent.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!