What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".