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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!