What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

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Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What did you just say!?

I recommend an immediate heart attack and let the paramedics carry you out of the room.

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord?

Back rent.