Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!