They shoot first and ask questions later.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
Han Solo
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Swishnu
A bouncing baby boa!
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
How are you vealing?
Play the national anthem
The Dark Knightrogen
