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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What is the opposite of peace?

Is the question.

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.