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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball?

He knew where to put it..

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.