Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

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What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!