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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

H-E-L-L-O!

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!