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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.