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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

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What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

What's your answer?

Whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people

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What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.