Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!