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Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!