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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.