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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket?

Is that you, coffin?

Stiff Jokes More Stiff Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.