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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

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Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.