What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

Pop culture

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.