Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

About 3 inches

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Whats bigger than your balls?

The moon

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.