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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

One Jokes More One Jokes

What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right?

Ones with an obtuse angle.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the Olympic Games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital