Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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The ones in the mail of course!

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Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

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What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.