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Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.