Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.